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  Mar 18 2007, 06:56 PM
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 Superhero  Group: Full Members Posts: 3,062 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Hell Member No.: 2,948,407  |
 their homeworlds obliterated, the last of the human race is struggling to survive. the people are hungry, overworked, dirty... and amongst them, baltar had the good fortune to escape the colonies and sit as one of the elite. he gets to mindfrak his own personal phantom six whenever he pleases. he became president and lived in relative luxury for a year. while the fleet was in pieces, he wore plush robes and lived in comfort as a 'prisoner' of the cylons. the fleet was eating algae while he was frakking a six and a three. he escaped the cylons alive, wrote a manifesto, and is now being represented in court by romo lampkin, the coolest of lawyers, and a newly determined lee adama. he is blessed; he is the chosen one. baltar rocks... it is undeniable. don't even try to deny it. rejoice, baltar fans! our time is now! LET RISE THE CULT OF BALTAR!! who will join me in his worship? --------------------  |
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Mar 18 2007, 06:58 PM
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Wacky Professor Group: Full Members Posts: 1,692 Joined: 3-February 07 From: Beyond the sun Member No.: 2,946,235 |
Free Gaius Baltar!!!!
He's the bomb!! (just like the one that Gina set off!!!!) -------------------- If you immediately know the candle light is fire; then the meal was cooked a long time ago
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Mar 18 2007, 06:59 PM
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 Mostly Harmless Group: Full Members Posts: 4,202 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Auckland, NZL Member No.: 2,940,675 |
I think you're losing track of the real issue here whaa, and that is of course...what are we going to call ourselves?
Baltarites? --------------------  Gentile or Jew. O you who turn the wheel and look to windward, Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you. T. S. Eliot, 'The Waste Land', IV |
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Mar 18 2007, 07:01 PM
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 Mostly Harmless Group: Full Members Posts: 4,693 Joined: 21-October 06 From: IN Member No.: 2,938,906 |
QUOTE (Special Circumstances @ Mar 18 2007, 06:59 PM)  I think you're losing track of the real issue here whaa, and that is of course...what are we going to call ourselves? Baltarites? Stab me in the chest, God will get you for that.   -------------------- America was not meant to be a country where the winner takes all. Through a system of checks & balances we were going to maintain a healthy equilibrium in how power works & for whom.
{Bill Moyers} Aut Pax Aut Bellum The only thing wrong with Capitalism, is Capitalists they're too D amn Greedy! {President Hoover} Aww... I don't know either I'm off my nut or he is. {George Bailey} "Real boats rock" Quamdiu Se Bene Gesserit |
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| cafsiopeia |
 Mar 18 2007, 07:01 PM
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Yeah, Baltar is pretty interesting in several wtf kind of ways. Representative of humanity, my a$$.
 The Cult of Baltar Members List (post schism) **CHARON** Allaunder Archemedes ArdentOne AthenaForPresident baltarsloveslave BaltarsPen Bambina Belle Bishizel BlackAcetoStationB BottleKnockers bren7 BulletHead coffeecake512 Countess Baltar Cylon poop DennisLX dragondeathlord enzogiovanni eternalkerri farsee FINAL5 FleetCommander3 frakitall Freyja Gaius Baltar Gius I am number one Ina Tighseye JayIsI Jennythenipper Jeroen Stout JFRAZ JLDG KillCally LeeMeUpLeeMeDown MartiVH Max Bell MHall Mistress Scarlet Red Moonrider Nightroad Nothing2See operativegrey Pentallion RedzStar revelhag RichardHertz Ritual ROTS Scrutters sliderstargate SonofCylonAGent SonOfJoxer Special Circumstances steve2112 stevecraig thefivefaces TheMotherShip ThornGenX Vashunglasses Vimes WakkaWakka Web Spinner whaa Xian FluX Xx Poison Kiss xX xxxZOMBIExxx Happiness is a warm pen. |
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Mar 18 2007, 07:02 PM
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 Slan du jour Group: Full Members Posts: 6,184 Joined: 1-October 06 From: Tory's bathtub Member No.: 2,936,995 |
I'm so in
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Mar 18 2007, 07:02 PM
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 Foo Fighter Group: Full Members Posts: 1,155 Joined: 11-February 06 From: On, Canada Member No.: 2,925,138 |
i dont want to worship him, I want to BE him
he gets all the chicks --------------------  Let the fraggles play!! |
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Mar 18 2007, 07:04 PM
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Superhero Group: Full Members Posts: 3,062 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Hell Member No.: 2,948,407 |
QUOTE (Special Circumstances @ Mar 18 2007, 07:59 PM) I think you're losing track of the real issue here whaa, and that is of course...what are we going to call ourselves? Baltarites? Baltaricans? Baltoids? Baltari? -------------------- |
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Mar 18 2007, 07:05 PM
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Peacekeeper Group: Full Members Posts: 583 Joined: 22-December 06 Member No.: 2,943,723 |
I would never want to join a club that would have me as a member, but why not.
Consider me a member of the Baltarian Church of Myself. |
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Mar 18 2007, 07:05 PM
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Slan du jour Group: Full Members Posts: 6,184 Joined: 1-October 06 From: Tory's bathtub Member No.: 2,936,995 |
QUOTE (Special Circumstances @ Mar 18 2007, 07:59 PM) I think you're losing track of the real issue here whaa, and that is of course...what are we going to call ourselves? Baltarites? Baltites.... Say it out loud... Sounds kind of dirty  -------------------- |
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Mar 18 2007, 07:05 PM
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Foo Fighter Group: Full Members Posts: 1,155 Joined: 11-February 06 From: On, Canada Member No.: 2,925,138 |
baltarinians
that speak baltarite lol -------------------- Let the fraggles play!! |
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Mar 18 2007, 07:05 PM
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Mostly Harmless Group: Full Members Posts: 4,202 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Auckland, NZL Member No.: 2,940,675 |
QUOTE (coffeecake512 @ Mar 19 2007, 12:01 AM) Stab me in the chest, God will get you for that. There is no God but Baltar. -------------------- Gentile or Jew. O you who turn the wheel and look to windward, Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you. T. S. Eliot, 'The Waste Land', IV |
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Mar 18 2007, 07:08 PM
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Mostly Harmless Group: Full Members Posts: 4,202 Joined: 5-November 06 From: Auckland, NZL Member No.: 2,940,675 |
I worship at the Altar of Baltar.
-------------------- Gentile or Jew. O you who turn the wheel and look to windward, Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you. T. S. Eliot, 'The Waste Land', IV |
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Mar 18 2007, 07:09 PM
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Wacky Professor Group: Full Members Posts: 1,692 Joined: 3-February 07 From: Beyond the sun Member No.: 2,946,235 |
QUOTE (whaa @ Mar 18 2007, 07:04 PM) Baltaricans? Baltoids? Baltari? Baltoids!! LOL -------------------- If you immediately know the candle light is fire; then the meal was cooked a long time ago
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Mar 18 2007, 07:09 PM
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Foo Fighter Group: Full Members Posts: 1,155 Joined: 11-February 06 From: On, Canada Member No.: 2,925,138 |
QUOTE I worship at the Altar of Baltar. ^ thats something we need to add to our sigs..... lol -------------------- Let the fraggles play!! |
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| cafsiopeia |
Mar 18 2007, 07:10 PM
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QUOTE (RichardHertz @ Mar 18 2007, 05:05 PM) Baltites.... Say it out loud... Sounds kind of dirty Yes. A Very Special Baltons Thanksgiving. The Balcans v. The Crew of The Enterprise: Who Whimpers Loudest? |
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Mar 18 2007, 07:10 PM
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Superhero Group: Full Members Posts: 3,062 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Hell Member No.: 2,948,407 |
baltar is a victim of his own greatness.
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| cafsiopeia |
Mar 18 2007, 07:11 PM
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The Freshmaker?
Define fresh. |
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Mar 18 2007, 07:12 PM
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 Psychohistorian Group: Full Members Posts: 13,243 Joined: 22-October 06 From: Wonderland Member No.: 2,939,032 |
I'm in.
-------------------- "Nugget, Leobenite, Mistress or Art and Design and has a Head Baltar and a Head SammMMmm, and is a Romo Bombadier Extraordinaire , Cult Member, & "Arch Angel of all that is Art & Master of Imagining."  Of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die. |
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Mar 18 2007, 07:14 PM
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The Gaius Baltenar!
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