Goku vs. Batman


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Goku vs. Batman

  1. Goku (13 votes [59.09%])

    Percentage of vote: 59.09%

  2. Batman (9 votes [40.91%])

    Percentage of vote: 40.91%

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#1 Dark_Sage

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Posted 18 June 2007 - 04:47 PM

As dsage pointed out, we need more vs. polls. He suggested a Goku vs. Superman poll, but I feel that Batman is infinitely cooler because he has batarangs and a dark cape.

So, discuss (in a mature manner please).

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Posted 18 June 2007 - 04:49 PM

How can you possibly discuss this topic in a mature manner, look at the subject matter.

Besides, Goku would kick batman's ***
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#3 dsage

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Posted 18 June 2007 - 04:49 PM

sad.gif They had the new batman motorbike on the today show this morning.

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Posted 18 June 2007 - 04:52 PM

QUOTE (Dione @ Jun 18 2007, 04:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Goku would kick batman's ***


That's not what the poll says, sir. Currently, 100% of all people understand that Batman would beat Goku.

This is partly because Batman has a strong punch and he can use grappling hooks.

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Posted 18 June 2007 - 04:52 PM

QUOTE (dsage @ Jun 18 2007, 05:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
sad.gif They had the new batman motorbike on the today show this morning.


I saw that.

Batman would win, because he's American.

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Posted 18 June 2007 - 04:55 PM

Batman would win hands down because of his coolness. Goku on the other hand would just monolog the
entire time while Batman takes him out with his belt of the almightyness.
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 04:59 PM

Batman would kill Goku with a mindcrush by simply talking to him. Remember, Goku is an idiot.

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Posted 18 June 2007 - 05:00 PM

Dr. Grant: Stop moving! VS threads can only see movement.

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Posted 18 June 2007 - 06:50 PM

QUOTE (dsage @ Jun 18 2007, 05:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Dr. Grant: Stop moving! VS threads can only see movement.

Even tho I like batman far more then Goku, he is a regular human in an outfit. Battle goes to goku simply because he is like superman if you to compare both of their strengths.

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Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:06 PM

I think we should be talking Batman v. Wonder Woman.

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Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:22 PM

QUOTE (Silverhandorder @ Jun 18 2007, 06:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Even tho I like batman far more then Goku, he is a regular human in an outfit. Battle goes to goku simply because he is like superman if you to compare both of their strengths.

Batman beat Superman. Numerous times.

Plus, Batman has a mask and neither Superman nor Goku are cool enough for masks.

Using this logic, we can infer that Batman is superior.

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Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:34 PM

are u guys on crack or what, goku could take all of the batmans hits, without moving, he only needs to blow to beat the sht out of batman

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Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:47 PM

Goku VS Batman

nice! smile.gif


QUOTE (BluMeino @ Jun 18 2007, 05:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I saw that.

Batman would win, because he's American.


LOL!!!


QUOTE (Alucard-No-Life-King @ Jun 18 2007, 05:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Batman would win hands down because of his coolness. Goku on the other hand would just monolog the
entire time while Batman takes him out with his belt of the almightyness.


o so true

QUOTE (Nightroad @ Jun 18 2007, 08:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think we should be talking Batman v. Wonder Woman.

Naked.


How about as Motoko VS. Nyu mud wrestling match followed by a Motoko VS Lucy mud wrestling match.

QUOTE (HellSing @ Jun 18 2007, 08:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
are u guys on crack or what, goku could take all of the batmans hits, without moving, he only needs to blow to beat the sht out of batman


sry this topic is a bit of a spill over from the Motoko VS Alucard thread, go read that and you might understand
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 09:06 PM

QUOTE (NeedMoDro @ Jun 18 2007, 07:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How about as Motoko VS. Nyu mud wrestling match followed by a Motoko VS Lucy mud wrestling match.


Now we are talking. I would say Sci-Fi could sponsor it, but there would probably be a logo for "The Lost Room" or something covering the good parts tongue.gif
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 09:50 PM

QUOTE (Nightroad @ Jun 18 2007, 10:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Now we are talking. I would say Sci-Fi could sponsor it, but there would probably be a logo for "The Lost Room" or something covering the good parts tongue.gif


LOL!!!
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Posted 19 June 2007 - 12:38 AM

QUOTE (Nightroad @ Jun 18 2007, 07:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think we should be talking Batman v. Wonder Woman.

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 01:08 AM

Batman: because Batman is a scientist.

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 11:48 AM

Batman represents the "everyman/woman" (being PC for the trolls).

He outwits 99% of his opponents easily. The 1% he can't are the genius super villians.

Goku is a half-wit and would be completely at the mercy of Batman's logic.

That and it would take 15 rounds for Goku to level up while Batman comes up with a solution and executes it within 2 rounds.


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Posted 19 June 2007 - 12:49 PM

Another unlikely matchup. Goku is basically good natured and Batman wouldn't blindly attack someone without some idea of what he's up against. Ignoring that, IF they understood that the next person they meet they HAD to fight. Goku would be able to sense that Batman is a normal powered human, so wouldn't power up. Batman would see a well built man, however since he's taken out superpowered villains that wouldn't mean much.

Almost certainly Goku would let batman have the first punch, which would have no effect. Batman would try harder, but can't come close to Goku's speed and even if he did, there is no way he can hit Goku hard enough to damage him in any way. This is a critical decision time, if Goku really believes he has to take Batman out, he can at this point. One solid blow and Batman is gone. But since Goku isn't very bright, he would most likely NOT hit Batman as hard as he should and so the fight would continue.

Round 2: Again we have a critical decision to make, Batman being the tactician that he is, would realize that Goku is more than a normal person and would begin using his toys. Probably physical ones, brass knuckles, batarangs and the like. Again Goku would most likely continue his less than lethal attacks. I think this would continue until Batman used either gas or drugs to incapacitate Goku.

So I think Batman would win. Once... and that's only because Goku fights to enjoy the battle, not to win. Batman fights to win using whatever is necessary.

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Posted 22 June 2007 - 04:44 PM

Now I may not be some expert, but you dont need to be one to figure this out.

Goku as a child could beat batman. There would be no way Batman could possibly win against Goku. Unless I am wrong Goku has no real weakness. Don't forget about his super Saiyan and such.

Batman is a really cool character, i love how he has no actual super abilities. However against Goku it would be like me swating a fly.

Batman could take all the punches he wants at Goku and it wouldn't do a thing except annoy him. His batarangs are useless against Goku. Goku is just way to fast.

It would take three hits to either kill Batman or put him in a body cast.




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