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#741 Fizzix

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Posted 28 August 2008 - 06:10 PM

QUOTE (LibrarianEmie @ Aug 28 2008, 06:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
MADE YOU LOOK!

Well, you could have said all sorts of witty stuff, but since you've made us look, the possibilities crystallized into this uninspired, childish sentiment. (READ: Lulz, Fizzix needs to stop thinking about these things.)

Made you blink!


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Posted 28 August 2008 - 07:40 PM

QUOTE (Fizzix @ Aug 28 2008, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well, you could have said all sorts of witty stuff, but since you've made us look, the possibilities crystallized into this uninspired, childish sentiment. (READ: Lulz, Fizzix needs to stop thinking about these things.)

Made you blink!



Learning about Quantum Physics in school, Fizzix?
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Posted 28 August 2008 - 07:56 PM

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Learning about Quantum Physics in school, Fizzix?

No, not yet; this is recreational. (*kicks spelling-checker back into English*) I've known this for a few years. (Dad's a physics teacher and all.)


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Posted 28 August 2008 - 08:20 PM

QUOTE (Fizzix @ Aug 28 2008, 07:56 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No, not yet; this is recreational. (*kicks spelling-checker back into English*) I've known this for a few years. (Dad's a physics teacher and all.)


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Posted 04 September 2008 - 01:42 PM

Wow, still no new pages.

I hope Rich isn't following the lead of the BBC by only producing 4 "Special" pages next year.
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Posted 04 September 2008 - 04:06 PM

QUOTE (nomomomo @ Sep 4 2008, 02:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow, still no new pages.

I hope Rich isn't following the lead of the BBC by only producing 4 "Special" pages next year.

His computer's dead. Has been since at least Aug. 20.

QUOTE (Rich @ August 28 2008, 8:18 AM)
Hey gang… sorry to keep you waiting, but while my computer is now up, running and doing fine (thanks to my brother-in-law!), I am still having a RL that doesn’t permit me to get as much personal project stuff done. I’ll try to squeeze in some time, but things should get easier in a week or so. Please hang in there. Doctor Who comes after family and professional work in that order.

QUOTE (Rich @ August 30 2008, 8:10 AM)
Telepwen: Thanks! I’ll get to it soon, promise! Thanks for your understanding and patience. smile.gif

Ciega: Thank you!

TimeHorse: Hahhaahhah! The Doctor COULD visit Halifax. My Doctor Who LJ icon is the TARDIS landing and (and taking off from) Halifax harbour. As for in “The 10 Doctors”, that’s not part of the story, so probably not. Could do it for a future comic, though. Maybe. We’ll see. And as for visiting “This Hour…”, it depends when they’re recording. He wouldn’t be allowed on set while the red light’s on!

Other Chris: It’s okay, OC. It’s up and running. Just got to get myself a bit of time to get down and drawing.

He's working on it.


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Posted 05 September 2008 - 11:55 AM

QUOTE (Fizzix @ Sep 4 2008, 04:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
His computer's dead. Has been since at least Aug. 20.



He's working on it.



Let's get busy and start a telethon or something so he can get a new computer. I can't take the withdrawls!

MUST HAVE NEW PAGE!

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Posted 07 September 2008 - 08:52 PM

I AM SO BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![b]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![[/b]i]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/i]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 07 September 2008 - 09:13 PM

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I AM SO BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![b]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![[/b]i]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/i]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm sorry to hear that. How would you like us to help? I bet we could throw together a babershop quartet if you give us a minute! biggrin.gif
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Posted 07 September 2008 - 09:27 PM

How about a chamber quartet? A little Mozart?
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Posted 07 September 2008 - 09:35 PM

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How about a chamber quartet? A little Mozart?


We could do mozart if you want. Do you have any suggestions or should we just go with something like Symphony 25 or Eine Kleine Nachtmusik?
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Posted 07 September 2008 - 09:49 PM

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We could do mozart if you want. Do you have any suggestions or should we just go with something like Symphony 25 or Eine Kleine Nachtmusik?

Something with winds I think K.285 works for me.
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Posted 07 September 2008 - 10:18 PM

QUOTE (LibrarianEmie @ Sep 7 2008, 09:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Something with winds I think K.285 works for me.



If you're up for Beethoven, my 9 yr old is playing "Ode to Joy" on the Recorder.

*Maybe not the best rendition but you still gotta love it*
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Posted 07 September 2008 - 10:29 PM

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If you're up for Beethoven, my 9 yr old is playing "Ode to Joy" on the Recorder.

*Maybe not the best rendition but you still gotta love it*


Oh the recorder! Are they still making kids learn how to play it 3rd grade?

My primary school music curriculum always had kids learn the recorder . I never quite understood why, but there you go.

In a more on topic strain of thought: no new page makes me sad sad.gif It's been nearly a month since the last comic!
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Posted 08 September 2008 - 02:09 PM

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Oh the recorder! Are they still making kids learn how to play it 3rd grade?

My primary school music curriculum always had kids learn the recorder . I never quite understood why, but there you go.

In a more on topic strain of thought: no new page makes me sad sad.gif It's been nearly a month since the last comic!

I just need to go on vacation again, and there will be four or five pages! smile.gif Too bad I don't have any scheduled. sad.gif
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Posted 08 September 2008 - 03:16 PM

There's so many comments below the page that they've asked people to take themselves to the forum before Rich&Hilary start getting hate mail from their ISP tongue.gif

But hopefully this week or next, a new page will be inspired.

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Posted 08 September 2008 - 05:58 PM

QUOTE (nomomomo @ Sep 7 2008, 11:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If you're up for Beethoven, my 9 yr old is playing "Ode to Joy" on the Recorder.

*Maybe not the best rendition but you still gotta love it*


As long as your child holds it correctly (see Hamlet thread)

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Oh the recorder! Are they still making kids learn how to play it 3rd grade?


4th grade

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My primary school music curriculum always had kids learn the recorder . I never quite understood why, but there you go.

In a more on topic strain of thought: no new page makes me sad sad.gif It's been nearly a month since the last comic!


The recorder takes what a child has been learning about the language of reading music, rhythm, pitch, and harmony, and uses it in a concrete way. The recorder is a real instrument with music written for it by some of the greatest composers.

Most schools use it as a pre-band intrument.

Need anything else explained? I have nothing else to do.

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Posted 08 September 2008 - 06:59 PM

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The recorder takes what a child has been learning about the language of reading music, rhythm, pitch, and harmony, and uses it in a concrete way. The recorder is a real instrument with music written for it by some of the greatest composers.

Most schools use it as a pre-band intrument.


Ooh, that actually makes a lot of sense. But I must say, the highlight of my recorder playing years was when a boy in my grade figured out he could paly the recorder with his nose. I don't think the music teacher was very pleased, but my grade sure loved it! Yea, thats about all I remember about the recorder, although it did help me learn to play the irish whistle pretty quickly.

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Need anything else explained? I have nothing else to do.


Well, if you've got nothing else to do could you explain string theory to me? And why 42 is the answer to life the universe and everything? And why Fox cancelled Firefly? And why David Tennent's hair is so awesome? And why can't we all just get along? And why the sky is blue? And... umm.... why CPOSharkey wont' take his meds?

There. That ought to keep you occupied for a while! biggrin.gif
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Posted 08 September 2008 - 07:46 PM

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Well, if you've got nothing else to do could you explain string theory to me? And why 42 is the answer to life the universe and everything? And why Fox cancelled Firefly? And why David Tennent's hair is so awesome? And why cam't we all just get along? And why the sky is blue? And... umm.... why CPOSharkey wont' take his meds?

There. That ought to keep you occupied for a while! biggrin.gif



Secondly, if we new the question, I'd be able to tell you.

Fox killed Firefly because they are cruel, non-understanding, heartless people. That, and they didn't get the ratings they wanted. But that's because they screwed the schedule beyond reason.

David's hair is awesome because it is its own creature and has its own fangirls. It is the amusing poofiness. (Yes, that's exactly what I meant to say.)

We can't all get along because that would be too simple. (That, and people would have to learn to spell. *cough* Sorry.)

The sky is blue because of refraction.

CPOSharkey is on drugs. Just not the right ones.


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Posted 08 September 2008 - 07:47 PM

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Well, if you've got nothing else to do could you explain string theory to me?




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And why 42 is the answer to life the universe and everything?


Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything
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42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and EverythingThe Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is numeric in Douglas Adams' series The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. In the story, a "simple answer" to The Ultimate Question is requested from the computer Deep Thought, specially built for this purpose. It takes Deep Thought 7˝ million years to compute and check the answer, which turns out to be 42. Unfortunately, The Ultimate Question itself is unknown, suggesting on an allegorical level that it is more important to ask the right questions than to seek definite answers.



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And why Fox cancelled Firefly?


Memorandum

To: Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy Television Incorporated
From: Shillton Skankowski, FOX Television Entertainment Network Group
Date: February 19th, 2002

Dear Joss,

After that power brunch we had yesterday I just thought I'd send you a memo and let you know that I've talked with the other executives here at FOX and we've decided to give your little space western idea another chance. However, and I'm sure you'll understand why, we ask for a few simple adjustments to your marvelous show idea before we can continue.
We need to have things blow up more often. Something should blow up at least once in between every commercial break. Two or three things blowing up in between each commercial break would be even better.
The women on the show should kiss the men on the show more often, and each other just a little less (as in, not at all).
The name "Firefly" doesn't seem to properly convey the idea of a space western. We recommend you rename the show "Space Western" so that the viewers don't confuse your show with a PBS documentary about fluorescent beetles.
The focus groups who reported to my assistant after viewing one of your episodes said they didn't really understand who the bad guys were. We recommend you have all the good guys on the show wear white hats and all the bad guys wear black hats, so the viewers are better able to keep track at a glance just who they're supposed to be rooting for.
We recommend you add a new character to the show. A cute little girl. Focus groups respond best to dark haired girls who are about nine or ten years old. We know this is a science fiction program so we recommend you make her a robot who speaks in a monotone manner and takes anything other characters say very literally, to comical effect.
The women on the show are wearing too many clothes.
You put the show in outer space but I don't recall there ever being any actual aliens showing up. So we recommend you get some of your makeup guys from the Buffy tv show and have them doctor up some extras to make them look like Little Green Men or something. Also make sure they're wearing black hats.
Drop that Ron Glass guy. He's a bore.
Focus groups reported that the rooms inside the spaceship looked too much like a poorly furnished studio apartment. We recommend you repaint all the sets to make them look more like those cool sets on that old Star Trek show. Make sure there's a lot of bright flashing lights and "beep beep" noises in the background.
The women on the show need to be prettier. Go wherever you got that cute Gellar chick and hire some more who look like that.
Get in touch with the Jim Henson Company and add some aliens that are actually muppets. Kids like muppets. You can't go wrong with muppets. Or maybe get that guy who does ALF. He's been doing some phone commercials recently, but I'm sure he's available. Make ALF a guest star every few episodes and maybe we can get the 1-800-COLLECT guys to put a commercial on your show.
Make the 'future' of the Earth a little brighter. People wanna believe we're gonna do better. Right now the show's outlook is just a little depressing.
Of course you'll understand that we will not be offering any more money for these changes. In fact in order to broadcast your fine television show on our network, we ask for a simple retainer of $250,000.00 per episode, to defray the costs regarding a lack of interest among advertisers.

We look forward to working with you again.

Sincerely,
S. Skankowski


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From: Joss Whedon
To: Shillton Skankowski
Date: February 20th, 2002

Dear Skanky,

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As always,
Joss


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And why David Tennent's hair is so awesome?


Good genes. Good product.

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And why cam't we all just get along?


Perfectionists are driven to seek perfection and flawlessness in all they do. If it's done it must be done right.
Givers/Helpers are motivated by the desire to be helpful and thus indispensable.
Performers identify themselves by their accomplishments.
Romantics always compare themselves to others and may tend to become melancholy when they feel their lives don't measure up.
Observers would rather sit back and watch/study a situation than be part of the action. They crave privacy and solitude as an escape from the over-stimulating world.
Loyal Skeptics can always foresee the possible negative consequences of different courses of action and become extremely dedicated to people who win their trust.
Epicures like to get involved in a variety of different, fun, and exciting activities and will quickly move on to the next event of interest when the first becomes too bogged down in detail.
Bosses/Protectors are very concerned with justice and fairness and tend to take charge of situations and side with the underdog.
Mediators
are peacemakers and avoid confrontation and conflict by adopting or going along with other people's agendas.


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And why the sky is blue?

Why Is The Sky Blue is a funny website of scientific mis-information not to be taken too seriously and probably not even enlightening to most who venture on. The question, Why is the sky blue is one of the most often asked question by youngsters and oldster alike. This funny earth science site answers the question - why is the sky blue - in a light-hearted manner plus it attempts to answer many other often asked science questions in a somewhat similar manner as well. If you want to find out why the sky is blue, then click this link why is the sky blue and we will tell you! So you don't wish to click the link and find out the answer, do you? Well, then, we have a hint for your question, why is the sky blue: collision. Now doesn't this hint make your mouth water?

Funny you should ask, this blue sky is science's way of saying, "How did this happen?" Earth science may not have all the answers yet, but we do!



Aren't you feeling taunted enough to click the link? Why is the sky blue? Because it is feeling sad that humans don't last forever. Because yellow is already taken by that nimrod, the sun. Because it never gets to play in any of the reindeer games. Not the answer you were looking for was it? Now click the link. Please ...

Mis-information is at the heart of all of scientific inquiry. Plausible and implausible explanations need to be ruled out in order to understand what is really going on. Double-blind studies and other methods are good techniques that rule out mis-information. Once an explanation is ruled out it becomes fair game and fodder for sites like this to propound this information as if it were scientific fact. This site makes no apologies for dissemination of bogus facts, half-truths, shaky hypotheses and downright malicious lies, innuendo, tomfoolery and even shenanigans.

Science is not an exact science, someone once said. Okay, it was me. I said it. Be that as it may, the inexactness of science is what this website finds entertaining. Science can be art, you know. This is an earthy earth science site that contains little or no factual content whatsoever. What is informative about this? Whatsoever is the value in this, you ask? What is noteworthy is that science and those who participate in scientific endeavors many times take themselves way too seriously. Under the Shenanigan Theory of Relativity, science itself cannot be analyzed and taken apart and put underneath a microscope. Smirks cannot be synthesized into something useful. When is the last time you took a bunch of scientific ribaldry and analyzed the similarities in their DNA markers? A tumor has no humor. But we do, so read on and take whatever we say with a grain of salt because by the time you're done we will taste as salty as the ocean is blue.


And that's a fact, Jacques! Or Jacqueline as the case may be. But I am babbling, so goodbye. Okay, it's not goodbye as I have something more to say. Why Is The Sky Blue is not affiliated with any legitimate scientific organization whatsoever. In addition, if anyone makes such an accusation please inform us immediately so that our public relations people can do damage control.

Remember, this site is for entertainment purposes only and may not be copied unless with the express written consent from the Commissioner of Baseball. Please no wagering. Don't use steroids. Avoid where prohibited by law. Avoid at all costs. The characters depicted on this site are fictional and do not represent any real people living or dead. Yada yada yada. Blah, blah, blah. You get the message. Or if you don't, then get a clue. Or play Clue and choose the candlestick in the dining room. The butler did it, you know. And, if he didn't he should have.

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And... umm.... why CPOSharkey wont' take his meds?


Side effects include rolfing, spazing-out, skin rash, hives, bees, honey, swollen lips, salamander skin flakes, dizziness, gas, fuzzy bunny slippers, addictin to peanut butter, allergy to peanut butter, respect for pro-athletes, pee-pee disfunction, runny nose, watery eyes, sugar taste, birth defects, mania, delusions, hallucinations, the worsening of depressive symptoms, anxiety, agitation, obsessions and compulsions, suicidal. violent thoughts or behaviors, Christmas Santas with tubas, watching Big Bang Theory, and golf.

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There. That ought to keep you occupied for a while! biggrin.gif


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