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#1 BritCanuck

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Posted 30 December 2010 - 04:51 PM

What if one of Sanctuary's more misunderstood, underrated characters appeared in other TV shows (in her arachnid form)?
http://sanctuary.wik...wiki/Big_Bertha


Dancing with the Stars
- With six extra legs, Big Bertha wins by a landslide. (Eating all the other competitors also gives her an advantage.)

Community
- Bertha eats Jeff. Britta is once again a free woman. (I call dibs on a first paintball date.)

Tonight Show with Jay Leno
- Bertha eats Jay. Conan gets his old job back. The show is funny again.

Big Brother
- Bertha eats everyone inside the house. CBS cancels the show. America celebrates.

Million Dollar Money Drop
- Bertha's too full by now to eat host Kevin Pollock, so instead, she stuffs him down that fourth drop that you're always required to leave empty.

MythBusters
- The MythBusters claim that it's scientifically impossible for a giant arachnid to create a tidal wave, and 'bust' that myth.
Bertha promptly proves them wrong and washes them all away (but she does spare fan favorite Kari Byron).

Stargate: Universe
- Bertha eats the SyFy Channel executives who cancelled it. The show is renewed. Fans celebrate.

Caprica
- see 'Stargate: Universe'.


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Posted 30 December 2010 - 05:02 PM

What if one of Sanctuary's more misunderstood, underrated characters appeared in other TV shows (in her arachnid form)?
http://sanctuary.wik...wiki/Big_Bertha


Dancing with the Stars
- With six extra legs, Big Bertha wins by a landslide. (Eating all the other competitors also gives her an advantage.)

Community
- Bertha eats Jeff. Britta is once again a free woman. (I call dibs on a first paintball date.)

Tonight Show with Jay Leno
- Bertha eats Jay. Conan gets his old job back. The show is funny again.

Big Brother
- Bertha eats everyone inside the house. CBS cancels the show. America celebrates.

Million Dollar Money Drop
- Bertha's too full by now to eat host Kevin Pollock, so instead, she stuffs him down that fourth drop that you're always required to leave empty.

MythBusters
- The MythBusters claim that it's scientifically impossible for a giant arachnid to create a tidal wave, and 'bust' that myth.
Bertha promptly proves them wrong and washes them all away (but she does spare fan favorite Kari Byron).

Stargate: Universe
- Bertha eats the SyFy Channel executives who cancelled it. The show is renewed. Fans celebrate.

Caprica
- see 'Stargate: Universe'.


Feel free to add your own.



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Posted 30 December 2010 - 09:19 PM

What if one of Sanctuary's more misunderstood, underrated characters appeared in other TV shows (in her arachnid form)?
http://sanctuary.wik...wiki/Big_Bertha


Dancing with the Stars
- With six extra legs, Big Bertha wins by a landslide. (Eating all the other competitors also gives her an advantage.)

Community
- Bertha eats Jeff. Britta is once again a free woman. (I call dibs on a first paintball date.)

Tonight Show with Jay Leno
- Bertha eats Jay. Conan gets his old job back. The show is funny again.

Big Brother
- Bertha eats everyone inside the house. CBS cancels the show. America celebrates.

Million Dollar Money Drop
- Bertha's too full by now to eat host Kevin Pollock, so instead, she stuffs him down that fourth drop that you're always required to leave empty.

MythBusters
- The MythBusters claim that it's scientifically impossible for a giant arachnid to create a tidal wave, and 'bust' that myth.
Bertha promptly proves them wrong and washes them all away (but she does spare fan favorite Kari Byron).

Stargate: Universe
- Bertha eats the SyFy Channel executives who cancelled it. The show is renewed. Fans celebrate.

Caprica
- see 'Stargate: Universe'.


Feel free to add your own.


NCIS
- Bertha solves every case in less than 1 hour prompting Gibbs to reluctantly call her 'Boss.'

American Idol
- Bertha performs such a mind-blowing routine that Steven Tyler wonders why he quit riding the horse, Jennifer Lopez can only stick out her chest dome more and Randy Jackson performs an A cappella version of 'I Touch Myself.'

Fox News and MSNBC
- Bertha appears on every show of each network and devours all the irritating 'personalities' proving she is quite the 'independent' thinker.

SyFy
- Bertha is hard up for a few dollars so she peddles herself off in some lousy B movies to be played on weekends.

Burn Notice
- Bertha and Michael finally get back 'in'; Fiona is jealous and starts her own cooking show; Sam joins the cast of 'Royal Pains' as he can be a royal pain and he is smitten of course by Divya.

Winter Olympics
- Bertha dominates the skating and curling competitions but is still working on the alpine events.

Survivor
- Bertha votes herself off to the 'Ponderosa' and ambushes the next 8 members voted out, becoming the jury all by herself.
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Posted 30 December 2010 - 09:58 PM

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 11:22 AM

Bertha eats the cast of Stargate Universe, and discovers where the light switches are and realizes the instructions were in plain sight on signs on the walls the whole time, and pilots the ship to Earth so she can continue her vs Godzilla and Holmes marathon movies with SyFy channel.

She also wins 8 rounds of hopscotch on a dare from the Big Hairy Guy.

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 11:11 AM

V
- Big Bertha makes an appearance on V as Anna's secret weapon and goes about destroying humanity. In an act of betrayal, she turns around and starts eating the Visitors starting with Anna, then gives birth to millions of Baby Berthas who proceed to colonize Earth.
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