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#1 Rasulan

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 02:28 AM

Maybe you'd like to share a Doctor Who joke. Maybe you can help me with coming up with a knock knock joke. I apologize in advance for the joke. :P



Me: Knock Knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Doctor
You: Doctor Who?
Me: Sing Doctor Who theme song.


Me: Knock Knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Doctor
You: Doctor Who?
Me: Not Doctor Who, the Doctor.


Me: Knock Knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Doctor
You: Doctor Who?
Me: Not Doctor Who,

#2 HelloSweetie

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 10:27 AM


"Biting's excellent. It's like kissing only there's a winner."

#3 HelloSweetie

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Posted 23 June 2011 - 10:30 AM

Have to have the (former) Doctor, tell a knock, knock joke here:


"Biting's excellent. It's like kissing only there's a winner."

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Posted 14 August 2011 - 04:49 PM

Have to have the (former) Doctor, tell a knock, knock joke here:



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'It's the same rain...'

#5 bocedros

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Posted 22 August 2011 - 08:51 AM

who's there?
Dr Who.
Who, You?
No, it's you.

It's a good replacement for "Caption This".
Three White Horses in a line

#6 bocedros

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Posted 22 August 2011 - 08:53 AM

who's there?
Tennant.
I'm the tenant. Who are you?
Who.
Who, you?
Actually I'm the exterminator. You got a problem with owls?
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#7 HiItsJenny

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 06:19 PM

this is...amazing.THANKS

#8 MerlinSylver

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 06:50 PM

who's there?
Tennant.
I'm the tenant. Who are you?
Who.
Who, you?
Actually I'm the exterminator. You got a problem with owls?

We're OWL exterminators!



Alright, a knock knock joke.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ood
Ood Who?
Ood you change the channel, we're missing Doctor Who!

Knock knock
Who's there?
The Master
The Master Who?
No no, now' you're thinking about The Doctor.



And here's a song for you, sung to the tune of 'Do your ears hang low"

Does your TARDIS hover low?
Does it jiggle to and fro?
Can you land it on a planet that's covered up with snow?
Can you land it on a boulder,
Or on a Continental Soldier?
Does your TARDIS hover low?
The universe is comprised of three basic forces: Expansion, Entropy, and Stupidity.

#9 HiItsJenny

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 07:35 PM

*adds to list* thanks again! :D

#10 nomomomo

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Posted 14 September 2011 - 08:34 PM

Doctor
Knock, Knock
Doctor Who
Who's There?

That one got away from me...

A Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Knock Knock Joke
{Deeply disturbed misunderstood}.
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